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WHO WROTE "LITTLE WOMEN"?

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LONELY LITTLE MEN.

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- GOOD MORNING, CHIEF.
- MORNING, MAX.

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I'LL CERTAINLY BE GLAD WHEN
THE SECURITY ALERT IS OVER.

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I'VE SPENT HALF MY TIME LEARNING
NEW PASSWORDS AND COUNTERSIGNS.

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DO WE REALLY HAVE
TO BE THAT CAREFUL

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JUST BECAUSE THE CHAMELEON
IS BACK IN CIRCULATION?

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MAX, THE CHAMELEON IS THE
MOST INSIDIOUS AGENT KAOS HAS.

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REMEMBER HE CAN MAKE HIMSELF LOOK
AND SOUND LIKE ANYBODY IN THE WORLD.

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YEAH, HE'S REALLY TERRIFIC.
HE CAN EVEN DO FRANK GORSHIN.

11
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BUT SURELY, HE CAN'T PENETRATE
THE SECURITY OF CONTROL.

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HE'S DONE IT ONCE BEFORE. HE
DISGUISED HIMSELF AS ONE OF OUR MEN

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AND CRASHED THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

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THE WORST PART IS HE MADE
A TOTAL FOOL OF HIMSELF.

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- WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT THAT?
- HE WAS DISGUISED AS ME.

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CHIEF, DID YOU WANT TO
TALK TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING?

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NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

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I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION
YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME.

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NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO
TALK TO YOU, CHIEF.

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OH WELL, I DIDN'T WANT
TO TALK TO YOU EITHER.

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- CHIEF, HAVE YOU
GOT A MINUTE?
- YES, WHY?

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THERE'S SOMETHING I
WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

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YOU SEE, CHIEF, WELL...

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I'M GETTING MARRIED
IN A FEW DAYS

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AND I WAS GONNA HAVE HYMIE
THE ROBOT AS MY BEST MAN

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AND YOU SENT HIM OUT OF THE
COUNTRY ON AN ASSIGNMENT.

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I'M SORRY, MAX, BUT THIS
WAS A VERY SPECIAL MISSION.

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IT CALLED FOR SOMEONE WHO
WAS PASSIVE, EMOTIONLESS.

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SOMEONE WHO WOULDN'T SHOW ANY
SIGNS OF FEELING. IT HAD TO BE THE ROBOT.

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COULDN'T YOU GET ED SULLIVAN?

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MAX, YOU'LL BE
NEEDING A BEST MAN.

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I'D LIKE TO RECOMMEND SOMEONE
WHOM EVERYONE IN CONTROL

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HOLDS IN GREAT
REVERENCE AND RESPECT.

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THANK YOU, CHIEF, BUT I
CAN'T BE MY OWN BEST MAN.

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NOT YOU, MAX.

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I'M REFERRING TO ADMIRAL HARGRADE,
THE FORMER HEAD OF CONTROL.

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THE OLD MAN HIMSELF, EH?

38
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I'M VERY HONORED, CHIEF,

39
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BUT, WELL GOSH, HE'S 95 YEARS
OLD. DO YOU THINK HE CAN DO THE JOB?

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I SAID HE'D BE THE BEST
MAN, NOT THE GROOM.

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MAX, I STRONGLY RECOMMEND IT.

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- HOW STRONGLY?
- IT'S AN ORDER.

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IN THAT CASE, I ACCEPT
THE RECOMMENDATION.

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MAX, THIS IS ALL VERY HUSH-HUSH.

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THE ADMIRAL IS
ARRIVING IN WASHINGTON

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FOR SOME TOP-LEVEL
SECRET CONFERENCES

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INVOLVING THE
SECURITY OF OUR NATION,

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AS WELL AS TO PITCH IN THE OLD-TIMER'S
BASEBALL GAME AGAINST THE CIA.

49
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<i>BUT WE HAVE ONE PROBLEM:</i>

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THE ADMIRAL MUST BE GIVEN
FULL PROTECTION AT ALL TIMES.

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RIGHT, WE DON'T WANT THE
CIA TO WIN THAT BALLGAME.

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AS YOU KNOW, THE ADMIRAL HAS VERY LITTLE
CONCERN FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL SAFETY.

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AS YOUR BEST MAN,
WE COULD PROVIDE HIM

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<i>WITH FULL SECURITY WITHOUT
HIS EVEN BEING AWARE OF IT.</i>

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NOW HE'LL STAY AT YOUR APARTMENT

56
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AND YOU'RE TO KEEP YOUR
EYE ON HIM AT ALL TIMES.

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MAX, I DON'T HAVE TO
TELL YOU HOW MUCH KAOS

58
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WOULD LIKE TO GET THE
ADMIRAL IN THEIR CLUTCHES.

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THE ADMIRAL'S ARRIVING NOW.

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ADMIRAL, FOR A MAN
YOUR AGE, YOU'RE IN

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REMARKABLE SHAPE. I
DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT.

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PRUNES.

63
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THANK YOU, THADDEUS.

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HEY, ISN'T THIS ROOM A LITTLE
SMALLER THAN IT USED TO BE?

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MAX, AREN'T YOU GOING TO
SAY SOMETHING TO THE ADMIRAL?

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WHO WROTE "LITTLE WOMEN"?

67
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LOUISA MAY ALCOTT.

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- WRONG.
- MAX.

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I DANCED THE VIRGINIA
REEL WITH LOUISA

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AT A COTILLION BACK IN '86.

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SHE ALWAYS WORE
ESSENCE OF LAVENDER...

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USED TO PERSPIRE A LOT.

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COULD YOU GIVE ME A
LITTLE SHOVE, PLEASE?

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THANK YOU.

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CHIEF...

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HOLD IT, LARABEE. WHO
WROTE "LITTLE WOMEN"?

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THE BOOK OR THE PICTURE?

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IT WAS A BOOK?

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- THIS JUST ARRIVED
FOR THE ADMIRAL.
- THANKS, LARABEE.

80
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"WELCOME BACK. STOP.

81
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WILL DO EVERYTHING WITHIN
MY POWER TO GET YOU.

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STOP... ME IF YOU CAN.

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CORDIALLY, THE CHAMELEON."

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THE NERVE OF THAT MAN
TO SEND A WIRE LIKE THAT.

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I'LL SAY HE'S GOT NERVE.
HE SENT IT COLLECT.

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GENTLEMEN, THESE
ARE DANGEROUS TIMES.

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WE MUST BE EVER ALERT,

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VIGILANT AND READY
AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE

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TO TAKE...

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OKAY, ADMIRAL, LET'S WHIP YOU
A LITTLE FASTBALL RIGHT IN HERE.

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OH, DEAR.

92
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, ADMIRAL?

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OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

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JUST GET THE DOOR.

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WHO'S THERE?

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IT'S ME, MAX.

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WHO WROTE "LITTLE WOMEN"?

98
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I DON'T KNOW. WHY, ARE YOU
DOING A CROSSWORD PUZZLE?

99
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IF YOU REALLY ARE WHO
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE,

100
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YOU'D KNOW THE PASSWORD.

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MAX, THIS IS MY DAY OFF.

102
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I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN DOWN
TO CONTROL HEADQUARTERS.

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A LIKELY STORY.

104
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ALL RIGHT, CHAMELEON, STEP INSIDE,
AND DON'T MAKE ANY FALSE MOVES.

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MAX, I'M NOT THE
CHAMELEON, I'M 99.

106
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WE'LL SOON SEE.

107
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

108
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I'M GOING TO DIAL 99'S
HOME PHONE NUMBER.

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IF SHE ANSWERS,

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THEN I'LL KNOW THAT
YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR.

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BUT, MAX...

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Answering machine:
<i>Hello, this is 99.</i>

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THANK YOU, 99.

114
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THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO KNOW.

115
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ALL RIGHT, CHAMELEON,
ARE YOU READY TO CONFESS?

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MAX, THAT'S MY VOICE ON MY
AUTOMATIC ANSWERING DEVICE.

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YOU DON'T REALLY EXPECT
ME TO BUY THAT ONE, DO YOU?

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IF YOU'RE SO CONVINCED
I'M THE CHAMELEON,

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PULL THE TRIGGER.

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YOU'RE A CLEVER
DEVIL, CHAMELEON,

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DISGUISING YOURSELF AS THE ONE PERSON
IN THE WORLD YOU KNOW I COULDN'T HARM.

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OH, MAX, IT'S REALLY ME.

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WELL, I CERTAINLY
HOPE IT'S YOU, 99.

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BECAUSE IF IT'S NOT,

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I JUST FELL IN LOVE
WITH THE CHAMELEON.

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IT IS ME, MAX.

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ALL RIGHT, I'LL
BUY THAT FOR NOW.

128
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BUT I'LL FIND OUT FOR
SURE ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- WE'RE GETTING MARRIED
SATURDAY MORNING.

130
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AND I WARN YOU, IF I FIND
OUT ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT

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THAT YOU'RE REALLY
THE CHAMELEON,

132
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YOU'RE PAYING FOR HALF THE ROOM.

133
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<i>MAX, IS THAT ADMIRAL HARGRADE?</i>

134
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YES, COME ON, 99. GIVE ME A
HAND. GET HIM ON THE COUCH.

135
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WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

136
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RIGHT NOW, HE'S TAKING A NAP.

137
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YOU SEE, 99, HYMIE IS AWAY
ON A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION.

138
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SO THE ADMIRAL IS
GONNA BE MY BEST MAN.

139
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HE'S STAYING HERE WITH
ME UNTIL THE WEDDING.

140
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THAT'S WHY ALL THE FUSS
ABOUT THE PASSWORD.

141
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THE CHAMELEON KNOWS THAT
HE'S HERE AND HE'S AFTER HIM.

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IT'S MY JOB TO PROTECT HIM. THAT'S WHY
NO ONE IS COMING THROUGH THAT DOOR

143
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UNLESS THEY KNOW THE PASSWORD.

144
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- WHAT ABOUT MR. BOB?
- MR. BOB WHO?

145
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JUST MR. BOB. THE
INTERIOR DECORATOR.

146
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HE'S COMING TO LOOK
AT THE APARTMENT.

147
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- I'M SORRY HE CAN'T COME IN.
- BUT, MAX!

148
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YOU SAID WHEN WE DECIDED WE'D
LIVE HERE AFTER WE GOT MARRIED

149
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THAT I COULD REDECORATE
THIS PLACE MY WAY.

150
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IF YOU WANT TO REDECORATE IT YOUR
WAY, WHAT DO YOU NEED WITH MR. BOB?

151
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THAT'S WHAT A INTERIOR
DECORATOR IS FOR...

152
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TO HELP YOU REDECORATE
YOUR WAY HIS WAY.

153
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- I'M SORRY,
HE CAN'T COME IN.
- MAX!

154
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I'M SORRY, 99. MAKE HIM COME
BACK IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

155
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NO, THAT WON'T WORK. IF HE
DOESN'T GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY

156
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IT WON'T BE FINISHED BY THE TIME
WE GET BACK FROM OUR HONEYMOON.

157
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SHH, YOU'RE WAKING THE ADMIRAL.

158
00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,876
PLEASE, MAX.

159
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,391
WELL, ALL RIGHT, HE CAN COME IN.

160
00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:11,227
BUT HE'S GONNA GET A
VERY CLOSE EXAMINATION.

161
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THAT MUST BE HIM NOW.

162
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I'LL SEE.

163
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- IS IT HIM?
- I CAN'T TELL.

164
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- IS IT A MAN OR A WOMAN?
- THAT'S WHAT I CAN'T TELL.

165
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THAT'S HIM.

166
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99, WAKE UP THE ADMIRAL.

167
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- <i>WE'VE GOTTA GET HIM</i>
<i>OUT OF SIGHT.</i>
- RIGHT, MAX.

168
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COME ON, ADMIRAL.

169
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FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE?

170
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,521
NO, ADMIRAL. I'M 99.

171
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YOU SURE DON'T LOOK IT, DEAR.

172
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ALL RIGHT, ADMIRAL.
LET'S GO NOW.

173
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YOU'LL HAVE TO FINISH
YOUR NAP SOMEPLACE ELSE.

174
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WE'RE EXPECTING SOME COMPANY.

175
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COMING.

176
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RIGHT UP THE STAIRS, OLD TIMER.

177
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,701
JUST A MINUTE.

178
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,261
HI, I'M MR. BOB.

179
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,962
I'M MR. MAX. EHH...

180
00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,631
I'M AFRAID, MR. BOB, BEFORE I
CAN ALLOW YOU TO COME IN HERE,

181
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,834
I'LL HAVE TO SEE SOME
FORM OF IDENTIFICATION.

182
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,992
- I MAY EVEN HAVE
TO SEARCH YOU.
- OH...

183
00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:33,008
ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK
IDENTIFICATION WILL BE QUITE ENOUGH.

184
00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:37,012
WELL, MR. MAX, I CAN UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU WANT TO BE SURE I'M ME.

185
00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:39,848
THERE ARE SO MANY IMPOSTORS.
WHEN YOU'RE PAYING MR. BOB,

186
00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:42,173
YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW
YOU'RE GETTING MR. BOB.

187
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,054
WHICH LICENSE WOULD
YOU LIKE TO SEE?

188
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,489
- DRIVING OR FLYING?
- EITHER ONE.

189
00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,859
HERE WE ARE.

190
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:53,629
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS PICTURE
DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOU.

191
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,766
- THAT'S MY THUMBPRINT.
- OH.

192
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,435
ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN COME IN.

193
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,704
THANK YOU.

194
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:04,473
MISS 99.

195
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,475
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

196
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,344
HATE IT. HATE IT. HATE IT.

197
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,015
EXCEPT, OF COURSE...

198
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,651
THIS WONDERFUL OLD ADMIRAL LAMP.

199
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,186
DOES IT TURN ON?

200
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,189
LET'S SEE, 15 YARDS
OF THE BLUE TOILE,

201
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,191
AND SIX YARDS OF
THE PURPLE BURLAP.

202
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,193
IT'S GONNA BE THE
CHALLENGE OF MY CAREER,

203
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,262
BUT I THINK I CAN DO IT.

204
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,097
YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT MOVING?

205
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:31,167
I'M NOT SO SURE I LIKE THE IDEA
OF A TRAMPOLINE INSTEAD OF A BED.

206
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,303
OH, I HAVE ONE, MISS
99. I JUST LOVE IT.

207
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,273
OF COURSE IT IS DIFFICULT
TO FIND SHEETS FOR IT.

208
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:41,010
WELL,<i> CIAO.</i>

209
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,879
- 86, THE CHIEF...
- HOLD IT, HOLD IT, LARABEE.

210
00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,881
WHO WROTE "LITTLE WOMEN"?

211
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,416
THE PLAY OR THE TV SPECIAL?

212
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,753
- IT WAS A PLAY?
- <i>NO TIME FOR PASSWORDS, MAX.</i>

213
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,754
THE CHIEF WANTS TO SEE
YOU AND 99 IMMEDIATELY.

214
00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:55,024
- WHAT'S UP, LARABEE?
- <i>I DON'T KNOW.</i>

215
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,027
SOMETHING ABOUT THE CHAMELEON.
I'LL STAY HERE AND GUARD THE ADMIRAL.

216
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,562
NOW JUST A MOMENT, LARABEE.

217
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,898
IF THE CHIEF WANTED TO TALK TO
US, WHY DID HE SEND YOU OVER HERE?

218
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,934
WHY DIDN'T HE CALL
US ON THE PHONE?

219
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,535
YOUR LINE MIGHT'VE BEEN TAPPED.

220
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,538
THAT MAKES SENSE.

221
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,807
ALL RIGHT LARABEE, YOU CAN
STAY HERE AND GUARD THE ADMIRAL.

222
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:15,411
BUT DON'T LET ANYBODY IN THAT
DOOR FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER.

223
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,447
MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL,

224
00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:20,316
DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF
THE OLD MAN FOR A MINUTE.

225
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,251
- MAX?
- WHAT IS IT?

226
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,253
- WHERE IS THE ADMIRAL?
- 99.

227
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,689
WAKE UP, ADMIRAL.

228
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,083
I THINK I NEED A HAIRCUT.

229
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,266
WHAT'D YOU WANNA
SEE US ABOUT, CHIEF?

230
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,503
WHAT'RE YOU TWO DOING HERE? YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING THE ADMIRAL!

231
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:43,972
LARABEE CAME TO MY APARTMENT AND SAID
YOU WANTED TO SEE US RIGHT AWAY, CHIEF.

232
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:46,275
DIDN'T YOU, LARABEE?

233
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,111
LARABEE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

234
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,480
I LEFT YOU AT THE APARTMENT
TO GUARD THE ADMIRAL.

235
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,316
- NO, YOU DIDN'T, MAX.
- I DIDN'T?

236
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,051
- NO!
- THEN WHO DID WE LEAVE
TO GUARD THE ADMIRAL?

237
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,721
- THE CHAMELEON!
- OF COURSE, THE CHAMELEON.

238
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,823
<i>THE</i> CHAMELEON?

239
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,358
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, 99.

240
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,793
I WOULDN'T LEAVE THE
ADMIRAL WITH THE CHAMELEON!

241
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:08,152
MAX, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
LARABEE WAS THE CHAMELEON! COME ON.

242
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:14,191
LARABEE, YOU OUGHT TO
BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

243
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,183
HURRY UP, MAX. WE DON'T
KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE.

244
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,685
WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT? I
LEFT MY KEY INSIDE ON THE DESK.

245
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,254
WE'VE GOT TO GET IN THERE.
LARABEE, BREAK THE DOOR DOWN.

246
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:35,724
HOLD IT, LARABEE. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS,
CHIEF. THIS DOOR IS IMPREGNABLE.

247
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,727
IT'S BUILT TO STAND THE ONSLAUGHT
OF A DOZEN BURLY TOUGHS,

248
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,529
HAND GRENADES, AN ANTITANK GUN,

249
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,831
AND POSSIBLY MY LANDLADY.

250
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,400
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET IN THERE?

251
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,725
WELL, THERE IS ONE WAY. I ALWAYS
KEEP AN EXTRA KEY UNDER THE MAT.

252
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,953
ADMIRAL!

253
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,520
IS HE, OR ISN'T HE?

254
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,522
- IS HE OR ISN'T HE WHAT?
- ALIVE.

255
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,691
- HE'S STILL BREATHING.
- DO SOMETHING, MAX.

256
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,594
I'LL DO ANYTHING BUT
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION.

257
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:17,154
HELP ME UP, PLEASE.

258
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,635
WHAT HAPPENED, ADMIRAL?

259
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:23,638
WELL, LET ME SEE NOW.

260
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:26,008
I WAS STANDING HERE,

261
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,545
NOT DOING ANYTHING IN
PARTICULAR YOU UNDERSTAND,

262
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,580
JUST STANDING.

263
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,016
AND SUDDENLY THIS FELLOW

264
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,385
CAME BURSTING THROUGH THAT DOOR

265
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,889
AND BEGAN TO ATTACK ME.

266
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,848
AND THEN HE CHASED
ME AROUND THE... ROOM.

267
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,095
HERE'S YOUR MAN!

268
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:52,167
THAT'S NOT YOUR ATTACKER,
ADMIRAL, THIS IS AGENT LARABEE.

269
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:55,871
OH, WELL THEN, WHO ATTACKED ME?

270
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,675
THAT WAS THE CHAMELEON VERY
CLEVERLY DISGUISED TO LOOK LIKE LARABEE.

271
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,712
YOU SEE, ADMIRAL, WHAT
YOU THOUGHT WAS LARABEE

272
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,513
WAS NOT REALLY LARABEE AT ALL,

273
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,750
BUT REALLY LARABEE AS
IMPERSONATED BY THE CHAMELEON.

274
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:11,754
IT TAKES A VERY TRAINED EYE
TO DISCOVER THE REAL LARABEE

275
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,812
FROM THE FAKE LARABEE.

276
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,363
ALL RIGHT, FELLA, WHO
WROTE "LITTLE WOMEN"?

277
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,732
THAT'S ENOUGH, MAX. ADMIRAL,
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHAMELEON?

278
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,737
WELL, HE FORCED ME
BACK ACROSS THE ROOM

279
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:31,540
TO A POINT NEAR THE
WINDOW, RIGHT HERE.

280
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,831
AND THEN HE LUNGED AT ME.

281
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,081
THANK YOU.

282
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,784
WELL, MUCH AS I DETEST VIOLENCE,

283
00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:45,087
I HAD NO CHOICE

284
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,090
BUT TO DISPATCH HIM
WITH A KARATE CHOP.

285
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,792
LIKE SO.

286
00:15:56,756 --> 00:16:01,770
THE LAST I SAW OF HIM
HE WAS GOING OVER ME

287
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,572
AND OUT THE WINDOW.

288
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,208
THERE'S NO SIGN
OF HIM OUT THERE.

289
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,276
THAT AWNING MUST'VE
BROKEN HIS FALL.

290
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,678
COME ON, MAX.

291
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,213
SIR, IF YOU'RE FEELING UP TO IT,

292
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:14,817
THE FIRST OF OUR SECRET MEETINGS
WILL BE HELD AT MY OFFICE AT 15:00.

293
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,552
WELL, OF COURSE I'LL
BE THERE, THADDEUS.

294
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:20,322
MAX AND 99, I WANT YOU TO STAY
HERE AND PROTECT THE ADMIRAL.

295
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:23,826
DON'T LET ANYBODY IN HERE EVEN IF
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT YOU KNOW HIM.

296
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,095
BECAUSE IF I KNOW THE
CHAMELEON, HE'LL BE BACK.

297
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:29,865
IF YOU KNOW THE CHAMELEON, CHIEF,
WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?

298
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,634
MAX, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.

299
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,203
HE COULD LOOK LIKE ANYBODY.
HE COULD EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU.

300
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,079
ALL RIGHT, HANDSOME,

301
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,570
WHO WROTE "LITTLE WOMEN"?

302
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,318
HURRY UP, ADMIRAL,

303
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,687
OR WE'LL BE LATE GETTING
DOWN TO HEADQUARTERS.

304
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,278
<i>I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.</i>

305
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,227
HOLD IT, 99.

306
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,329
THAT COULD BE THE CHAMELEON.

307
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,832
MAX, YOU'RE RIGHT.

308
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,867
WHO IS IT?

309
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,870
- <i>IT'S ME, MR. BOB.</i>
- THAT'S NOT THE CHAMELEON, MAX.

310
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,539
WAIT A MINUTE, 99, HOW DO WE
KNOW IT'S NOT THE CHAMELEON?

311
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,574
WE DON'T KNOW THE
CHAMELEON'S FIRST NAME

312
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,376
AND WE DON'T KNOW
MR. BOB'S LAST NAME.

313
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,678
IT COULD VERY WELL
BE MR. BOB CHAMELEON.

314
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,381
YOU GET OVER
THERE. I'LL COVER HIM.

315
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:22,417
OH, HI, MISS 99.

316
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,820
DID I HAPPEN TO LEAVE MY
BOOK OF SUEDE SWATCHES HERE?

317
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,491
ALL RIGHT, DON'T MOVE
AND YOU WON'T GET HURT.

318
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,160
OKAY, 99, RIP HIS FACE OFF.

319
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,896
MAX, THIS ISN'T THE
CHAMELEON, THIS IS MR. BOB.

320
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,599
ALL RIGHT, 99, IF YOU WON'T
DO IT, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO.

321
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,700
MAX!

322
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,336
ALL RIGHT, FELLA,

323
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,239
I THINK WE'LL START BY
PULLING OFF YOUR FALSE NOSE.

324
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:46,864
I WARN YOU, MR. SMART, YOU
TOUCH ME AND YOU'LL REGRET IT.

325
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,017
WELL, 99, DO YOU STILL
THINK THAT'S MR. BOB?

326
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,641
I'M NOT QUITE SURE, MAX.

327
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,716
MAYBE THIS WILL CONVINCE YOU.

328
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:11,555
WAIT A MINUTE! 99...

329
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:16,372
YOU CALL THAT A MINUTE?

330
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:19,241
- YOU HAD ENOUGH, PALLY?
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR VOICE?

331
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,876
NUTHIN'.

332
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:24,213
THIS IS MY REAL VOICE. MY OTHER
VOICE IS MY PROFESSIONAL VOICE.

333
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,582
YOUR PROFESSIONAL VOICE?

334
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,783
SURE, I COME IN HERE
TALKING LIKE THIS,

335
00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,886
YOU GONNA LET ME
DECORATE YOUR APARTMENT?

336
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,055
NO, BUT I MIGHT
ASK YOU TO MOVE IT.

337
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:36,292
COULD I HAVE MY SUEDE
SWATCHES, MISS 99?

338
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,360
GOT A LOT OF WORK WAITING FOR ME

339
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,429
BACK AT MY BOUTIQUE.

340
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,598
THANKS, MISS 99.

341
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,655
WELL,<i> CIAO.</i>

342
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:54,109
WELL, THAT'S IT, 99. THE CHAMELEON
HAS GOT ME COMPLETELY BAFFLED.

343
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,278
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
I'M COMING OR GOING.

344
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,080
I'M BEGINNING TO
SUSPECT EVERYBODY.

345
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,749
I KNOW THAT, MAX, BUT
WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT?

346
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,817
FOR ONE THING, I
CAN CALL THE CHIEF

347
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:05,487
AND RECOMMEND THAT HE CANCEL
THOSE SECRET CONFERENCES

348
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:07,356
UNTIL WE CAPTURE THE CHAMELEON.

349
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,547
<i>PUT DOWN THAT PHONE, MR. SMART.</i>

350
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,428
MAX, THAT'S NOT
THE ADMIRAL'S VOICE.

351
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,430
HE MUST BE THE CHAMELEON.

352
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:19,001
- VERY PERCEPTIVE, YOUNG LADY.
- HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
DISGUISED AS THE ADMIRAL?

353
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,002
AFTER I CAME IN AS LARABEE,

354
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,939
I DRUGGED THE ADMIRAL'S PRUNES.

355
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,542
THEN I RANSACKED THE PLACE

356
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,710
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
THERE HAD BEEN A FIGHT,

357
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,645
AND I WAS LYING HERE
WHEN YOU CAME BACK.

358
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,849
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THE
ADMIRAL'S PLACE AT THE CONFERENCE.

359
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:37,286
OF COURSE, THE OLD
DRUG-HIS-PRUNES-

360
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,821
FAKE-THE-FIGHT-
RANSACK-THE-APARTMENT-

361
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,358
AND-SWITCH-PLACE-
WITH-THE-ADMIRAL TRICK.

362
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,127
<i>WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH THE ADMIRAL?</i>

363
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,195
HE IS NOW IN THE CUSTODY
OF ONE OF OUR AGENTS

364
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,531
HEADING TOWARD A
DOWNTOWN SECTION OF THIS CITY,

365
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,233
WHERE, IN HIS DRUGGED CONDITION,

366
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:54,536
HE WILL WANDER THE STREETS
AS A WINO FOR THE NEXT 12 HOURS.

367
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,638
LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO
ATTEND THAT CONFERENCE

368
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,840
<i>AND GET THE
INFORMATION KAOS WANTS.</i>

369
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,511
AND JUST HOW DO YOU PROPOSE
STOPPING US FROM STOPPING YOU?

370
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,547
I'M GOING TO LOCK THE BOTH OF
YOU IN THAT CLOSET RIGHT NOW.

371
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,037
IT'LL NEVER WORK.

372
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:12,554
BUT IT'S CERTAINLY WORTH A TRY.

373
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,504
IF ONLY I HAD LISTENED TO THE
MAN FROM THE TELEPHONE COMPANY.

374
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,339
HE WANTED TO PUT
AN EXTENSION IN HERE.

375
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,242
MAX, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THE
CHAMELEON LEFT THE KEY IN THE DOOR

376
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,043
WHEN HE LOCKED US IN HERE?

377
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,280
NOW THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS
THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.

378
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,282
WHY IN THE WORLD
WOULD THE CHAMELEON

379
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,351
WANNA LEAVE A KEY IN THE DOOR?

380
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,754
- YOU COULD LOOK, MAX.
- ALL RIGHT, 99.

381
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:49,091
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. THERE'S
SOMETHING BLOCKING THE KEYHOLE.

382
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,560
THE KEY!

383
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,218
I KNOW THAT, 99.

384
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:20,455
I KNEW I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO
THE MAN FROM THE LOCK COMPANY.

385
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,991
- HE TOLD ME TO BUY
A SKINNIER KEY.
- IT'S NO USE, MAX.

386
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,360
THE MEETING'S GONNA
BEGIN IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES

387
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:28,162
AND WITHOUT THE KEY, WE'LL
NEVER GET OUT OF HERE IN TIME.

388
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:30,098
WAIT A MINUTE, 99.
WE'RE NOT LICKED YET.

389
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,867
I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.

390
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:35,236
- I ALWAYS LEAVE
A SPARE KEY UNDER THE MAT.
- YOU HAVE A MAT IN YOUR CLOSET?

391
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,607
YES, THANK HEAVENS I LISTENED
TO THE MAN FROM THE MAT COMPANY.

392
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,509
NOW, HERE'S WHAT
I WANT YOU TO DO:

393
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,778
WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE, I WANT YOU
TO GO DOWNTOWN AND FIND THE ADMIRAL.

394
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:47,349
<i>I'M GOING OVER TO THE CHIEF'S
OFFICE AND EXPOSE THE CHAMELEON.</i>

395
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:50,352
NOW THAT WE'RE ALL HERE,
WE MIGHT AS WELL START.

396
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:52,921
WE'LL BEGIN WITH THESE
LATEST INTELLIGENCE REPORTS

397
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,422
ON THE MIDDLE EAST.

398
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,191
HOLD IT, CHIEF.

399
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,893
THIS MAN IS AN IMPOSTER.
HE'S WEARING A DISGUISE.

400
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,863
FAKE HAIR, FAKE MUSTACHE...

401
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:04,265
MAX, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
THAT'S THE REAL ADMIRAL.

402
00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:06,101
MY MEN JUST PICKED
HIM UP ON SKID ROW.

403
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,936
- THEY DID?
- YES!

404
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,672
HE WAS WANDERING AROUND TRYING TO
GET A QUARTER FOR A GALLON OF MUSCATEL.

405
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:13,308
I'LL DRINK TO THAT.

406
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,377
NOT A TRACE OF HIM, MAX.

407
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:17,879
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, 99. THEY
FOUND THE REAL ADMIRAL.

408
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:20,982
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. SOMEHOW,
SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE,

409
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,184
THE CHAMELEON MUST'VE
CHANGED IDENTITIES.

410
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,186
WHICH MEANS, CHIEF,

411
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:27,789
THAT SOMEONE HERE IN
THIS ROOM IS THE CHAMELEON.

412
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:31,348
ALL RIGHT, I WANNA SEE
EVERYBODY'S IDENTIFICATION CARD.

413
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,904
WHERE'S YOUR IDENTIFICATION, 99?

414
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:46,574
RIGHT HERE, MR. SMART.

415
00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:48,477
SO YOU'RE THE CHAMELEON.

416
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:52,147
THAT'S RIGHT. AS I WAS ENTERING THE
BUILDING DISGUISED AS THE ADMIRAL,

417
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,249
I SAW THE REAL ADMIRAL
BEING BROUGHT IN

418
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:56,217
SO I QUICKLY
SWITCHED IDENTITIES.

419
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,088
AND NOW, GENTLEMEN, I THINK
I'VE OVERSTAYED MY WELCOME,

420
00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:01,423
SO I'LL BID YOU ALL FAREWELL.

421
00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:04,127
TILL WE MEET AGAIN, MR. SMART.

422
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:14,358
- MAX, GET OUT A CODE-FOUR
ALERT IMMEDIATELY.
- RIGHT, CHIEF.

423
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:21,176
HELLO, SECURITY? THIS
IS A CODE-FOUR ALERT.

424
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,244
I WANT ALL AIRPORTS,
RAILROAD STATIONS

425
00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:25,848
AND BUS TERMINALS
COVERED IMMEDIATELY.

426
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:29,250
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A
MAN WITH LONG BROWN HAIR,

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FULL SENSUOUS LIPS
AND LOVELY BLUE EYES.

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AND BE CAREFUL, HE'S
GOT A GUN IN HIS PURSE.

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ON THE OTHER HAND,
HE COULD BE A TALL GIRL

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WITH A WHITE MUSTACHE
AND AN ADMIRAL'S UNIFORM.

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OR A LITTLE BOY IN A SAILOR
SUIT WITH A RUBBER DUCK.

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AND TRY TO TAKE HIM ALIVE.

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HE MAY BE MY FIANCÉE.

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OH, YEAH? SAME TO YOU, FELLA.